Movie Review: I Feel Pretty

Rating: 3/10
This was a bust. I’ve never seen an Amy Schumer movie before and was really excited for this, expecting to be pissing myself laughing. I was 100% incorrect. The movie was super slow. So slow that I wasn’t even upset about going to the bathroom mid-movie. Some of the jokes were funny, but they were all in the preview so don’t waste your money when you could just look up the trailer lol. Maybe I had high expectations, but after hearing from other people, her other movies weren’t anything great either. I can’t think of one character that stood out to me. Also, she isn’t even an unattractive woman, and the whole movie was based off of her not being able to succeed without being pretty. I am truly disappointed and would not recommend this to anyone. But hey, my boyfriend got a really good nap out of it! Woo.

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